So... I won't even parse the coronation of Lindsay Lohan as its number one, but instead turn my attention to even more low-lying fruit: Shanna Moakler and some creation known as "Second Life Girl" make the cut for Maxim's 2007 Hot 100 list, but not Jenna Fischer? Balderdash!

The folks at Maxim obviously watch television (making the cut: Yunjim Kim, Ali Larter, et al), but I guess just not The Office. To quote Cartman from South Park: "It's wrong, it's wronnnng!" For another, perfectly beatific picture, as well as an analysis of Fischer's transition to film roles, click here.